To my wonderful friends in the media-delivery industry

Dear Comcast,

Please stop advertising about how you've got more HD television* than the "other guy", on stations that you do not carry in HD.

Thank you.

*as long as you count very old on-demand movies, pay-per-view crap, and reruns of recent network TV episodes.

Dear Dish Network,

Please stop advertising about how you carry all the best channels in HD, the channels the "other guy" doesn't carry, on channels that are being broadcast by Comcast in HD.

Thank you.