On the subject of this site's subheader...

The internet is a series of tubes. What's that, you weren't aware? You obviously missed Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)'s comments on why it is important to allow internet providers to regulate traffic - otherwise the tubes could be filled with junk like this website, and delay the delivery of important internets sent to you by friends.

See here for more, and links to the full speech.

Remember, these are the people who control billions of our tax dollars.